Early in 2007, amidst quite a fanfare, it had been
announced that Dave Johnson and Ralph Dadswell would try to beat the
So, just how hard can that be?
I mean, what with all the things that have improved
since then. The roads
in
But hang on, the roads for a large part of the ride
are probably following almost the same route as in 1954.
And this time the riders are in their forties, rather than their
twenties. And there’s a lot
more traffic clogging up places like
Anyhow, it was several years ago that Dave & I
decided that the End to End should be on our list of things to go for.
The plan was to ride the 24 hour Championship in 2005 and the End
to End in 2006. As it
happened, we delayed until 2007, but the plan was in place.
Now, there’s one thing that’s unarguably in favour
of the modern riders, and that is the fact that the End to End route is
now considerably shorter than it used to be.
I’m told that in the 1950s, it was an 870 mile ride.
In 2007, the preferred route was a mere 842 miles.
Accordingly, our schedule was set such that our speed would be no
slower than that of the previous riders.
Not, of course, that there was any obligation to do
that, as the minimum improvement allowed is a mere one minute.
However, to say the least, it would have been tricky to be proud
of beating a record mainly by virtue of the course being shortened.
For completeness, the record to be beaten was 2
days 4 hours 26 minutes for the End to End.
The riders concerned were Albert Crimes and
We had a number of issues to resolve before we
would be able to go. Things
like raising funds for the jaunt, getting agreement to take unannounced
time off work, and somehow obtaining buy-in from our families.
With varying levels of success, we sorted those out and got on
with the business of getting prepared.
And so, cutting through to mid 2007, the schedule
was sent to the Road Records Association, with a first possible date of
10th July.
However, I was having trouble with the many organisational aspects for
the ride. And so, for the
sake of my sanity, we delayed our first date until 23rd July.
Dave was scheduled to go on holiday on 11th August,
and so we had about a fortnight to get a suitable weather forecast.
The organising was a bit of a problem, and I must
say that I don’t recommend sorting out your own End to End.
It’s fairly straightforward to organise a shorter effort, but
once you’ve got three shifts of support crews to be organised at almost
no notice, it becomes quite an exercise to pull everything together.
And get the tandem into shape.
And get your food and clothing organised & packed for someone
else to deal with when you’re very tired.
I wasn’t sleeping well in July.
And then it rained quite heavily on July 20th,
causing long-term flooding in
But then I spotted a chance for us to go.
West-southwest winds to begin with, turning south-southwest
later. There was a virtual
certainty of rain in the second half, but we’d deal with that.
Although I like to think that I had got it all
thought about beforehand, the 24 hours before setting off for
So we found ourselves with our own cars and
modifications to insurance policies.
We drove to
And so, after a fair meal and a fair night’s sleep,
we were at
(photo, and those at the start, by Scott Paterson)
Oh, but look – the computer’s not working.
So, before we even left the hotel grounds, we stopped to adjust
the magnet. After about a
minute of fiddling, we got it working, and were off again.
As we zoomed along the last descent before
We saw a few people at
We were gaining slightly as we moved east, but were
predictably slowed up by the large climb near Indian Queens.
After that, however, we were on a brand new section of A30, and
by Launceston, we were again several minutes ahead of schedule.
We were delighted to see Syd Parker along this stretch, 60 years
after setting his End to End tandem tricycle record.
Leaving Okehampton there was a spectacular descent
where we reached a massive 54.5 mph !
Unfortunately, with all these fast bits, there were always
corresponding agony sections where 7 or 8 mph were the order of the day.
Having said all that, we flew along the last section to
We had checked
Once fed, we were moving into tough countryside,
and we had some proper climbing to do as we made our way over the
Mendips to Churchill, and then on to Bristol Airport.
Our advantage had evaporated by now, and we zoomed down to
We were looked after admirably over this stretch,
with numerous friendly faces appearing at each key junction, and guiding
us on our way. I had
previously said that I knew my way, but I have to admit that there were
far more junctions than I had remembered, and I would inevitably have
had some nervous and indecisive moments without the local assistance.
We rejoined the A38 with a deficit of between 5 and 10 minutes.
(top photo by Roger Alma)
We grabbed some time back on the fairly
straightforward run up to
At one point, there was a man sporting a Pickwick
Bicycle Club straw hat, running alongside.
Ah, it was Mr Ayresleigh (aka David Duffield) with a couple of
sponges. What
happened next was very confusing, and somewhat alarming.
We each grabbed sponges, but suddenly there was a bang, and we
looked back to see our man lying on the ground.
We were ready to stop, but saw that our team were just pulling
over to help him. I was
quite concerned as we rode on, and it was with some considerable relief
that we saw our car behind us once more.
Frank subsequently assured me that Dave was okay.
Phew.
Steve Quinn appeared shortly afterwards, with a
huge supply of food for everyone.
We had food parcels handed up every few hours, to provide relief
from endless drinks and gels (to say nothing of feeding the back-up
team!).
I knew my way through
And so we arrived.
The old roundabout had gone, replaced with a set of lights.
The signs said ahead to
(photo by Geoff Booker)
Onwards to
Returning to 1954, Albert Crimes and John Arnold
were clearly exceptional cyclists, attacking records that were well
within their grasp. They
were throwing caution to the wind, and just going as fast as possible.
For them, 12 hours expired as they approached
My measurements indicated that in 2007, we were
going to have to pass through
We stopped almost immediately; we had a change of
clothes, some solid food, and took on front lights.
We probably stopped for a bit longer than we should have, and
were on our way after about 20 minutes.
In the dark.
Scott and Frank had left the ride, and in the car
now we had Bob Williams and my brother Tim.
Mike Bryant had kindly delivered Tim to
There was plenty of roadside support for the next
couple of hours, which was cheering.
I suppose we were now starting a new phase of the ride, and
simply being in the dark adds its own little set of uncertainties.
We were riding acceptably through
There were a few moments where traffic worried us,
and Dave was suffering a bit with stomach pains.
But progress was still okay through to
In the next couple of hours the Pardoes appeared by the roadside a few times, keeping us motivated when it might otherwise have been possible to subconsciously slacken off.
As we finally reached
We saw John Arnold at
We enjoyed our
(above two photos by BikieBob)
The halfway mark
for the End to End was passed near Levens, as we started to think
about going through Kendal.
When you go through Kendal, all you’re thinking about is your
next appointment. The next
item on the schedule is the climb of Shap Fell.
Almost as if on cue, we noticed that the weather
was worsening. Cloud cover
increased, and darkened.
It started to rain.
I didn’t dare say anything to Dave about the length of the climb,
the number of false endings, and the length of time that we were going
to be in the low gears. I
wasn’t feeling very robust myself, so we pressed on in grim silence.
Way back in
During the previous afternoon, Richard Davies had
set off from
He started with two broom handles as cross-members
at the back. These would
support the back wheels.
Then there was a piece of wood across the front, just behind the
front wheel’s position.
Connecting the two was a plank of wood which projected over the
windscreen. All held
together by large quantities of industrial-strength plastic tape.
Once the tandem was aboard, it was then attached by toestraps and
various others ropes, straps and buckles.
At about
As mentioned earlier, bottom gear was a feature of
the climb of Shap.
Shocking weather was another.
It’s no great surprise, I guess, but conditions didn’t improve as
we made our way to the summit.
The rain swept across in front of us, making the forward view
even more bleak than it would otherwise have been.
We had to keep pedalling at maximum effort, as anything else
would have brought us to a halt.
We were definitely encouraged by the enthusiasm of
everyone from the team who were spread along the big lay-by near the
summit. It was very,
very bleak. Temperatures
were considerably lower than they had been in the valley, and the wind
was whipping across. Car
doors were either being ripped open or slammed shut.
We made a brief stop to allow Dave to get a dry top on (for what
it was worth), and then we were on our way again, with the 24 hour
record slightly in our minds.
(photos, and set below, by Graham Chapman)
Well, actually, the 24 hour record wasn’t in our
minds, but we did know that we would stop for a proper clothes change
after passing the 24 hour point.
The run off from Shap Fell was quick, and as we reached Penrith I
spotted that we had somehow managed to pull ourselves back to being just
10 minutes down on the 24 hour record.
If we could finish fairly swiftly (compared with the scheduled
speed of about 16 mph), then maybe we’d have a chance.
I can’t really remember much about that last hour,
and I don’t know what the computer said we’d covered.
Unfortunately, water had managed to penetrate the system, and the
display had become difficult to read – even when it wasn’t actually
raining.
When we did finally get to
In the previous hour or so,
It was with relief that we changed out of our wet
clothes, but it was difficult to be confident about what the weather
would be like for the next few hours.
We set off in shorts, nonetheless.
However, it was on this stretch that we started to
labour a bit. We
stopped briefly because I needed a quick sleep.
Shortly after that, when I was feeling better, we stopped because
Dave needed a sleep.
Then we stopped because I was hungry.
Actually, the problem was that we were suddenly creeping along,
and we were desperate to fix whatever the problem was.
The weather was almost ideal, by the way.
The wind was slightly intermittent, but in almost exactly the
right direction. The only
problem was that the sun was out, and so we were a bit warm.
But we wouldn’t have wanted the weather from Shap, so no
complaints really.
We passed Lockerbie.
Somehow we weren’t losing much time against the schedule.
But we couldn’t carry on as we were.
It might have been something resembling fast enough, although I
can’t imagine how.
I can’t say how fast we were going, because the
wonderful computer was only showing symbols resembling a bar-code.
No clues were available as to speed or distance.
Stupidly, this really messed me up, as I rely on seeing speed to
judge whether we’re okay or not.
A poor excuse, eh?
However, we were aware of every pedal stroke.
As soon as there was any kind of downward gradient, we
freewheeled. And that
wasn’t much more comfortable than having to pedal.
We just couldn’t go on.
As we reached the junction for Moffat, alongside Beattock
village, we stopped.
Our helpers were right to tell us that we should
continue. Mike wanted
us to try to get to Abington.
Tim was desperate for us to continue while we still had a chance
of success. It was all very
emotional, and there was a certain amount of pleading, and promises of
future regret if we stopped.
But I knew what the previous few miles had been
like. We just weren’t
pulling through our troubles.
Somehow, we were just bumping along the bottom.
Perhaps, as John Arnold mentioned afterwards, we
could have taken an hour of sleep.
It would have put us under a bit of pressure, but it might have
got us positive again.
However, at this stage Dave was already in a deep sleep.
And when he was disturbed from that sleep, he wasn’t exactly
asking to get back on the tandem.
I handled it a bit differently, and I don’t think I had more than
a few minutes sleep. But I
was in no condition to try to talk Dave back into riding.
Once everyone was convinced that things were going
no further, we prepared to return to the south.
We notified Eddie Mundy, the RRA Records Secretary of the
abandonment. Tim
phoned John Leiper to tell him not to travel to
We also notified Martin Purser, who had been
dealing with communications for us.
Rather than updating a web page, we had decided to maintain a
thread on a cycling related internet forum.
This seemed the easiest way to allow interested parties to easily
keep abreast of progress without forever calling Martin, or those in the
following car.
We then had a long trip ahead of us.
Mike and Yvonne took Frank & Christine, dropping them off at a
convenient point for their return to
Back at Mike’s, we sat around for a while, waiting.
Where were they?
Eventually, they arrived, with Mike wrenching Dave’s car in a
tight turn into the driveway.
We watched with a mixture of horror and amusement as the tandem’s
front wheel slid off the plank and landed on the roof…..
After a period of unloading and rearranging, we
were booted out, and made our way to the soft south.
I was already feeling that we should’ve pressed on further and
tried a bit more for the record.
But it’s easy to say when you’ve had 10 hours to think about it.
Part of the game is that you can’t take time-outs,
despite what many people seem to believe.
No, it really is Two Nights Without Sleep, and that’s what makes
it particularly tough.
We made some mistakes.
I should’ve put a lower bottom gear on.
Dave had wanted to, but I had told him that he was just being a
lightweight.
Then there’s the question of trying for the 12 hour
and 24 hour records.
We didn’t really try for the 12 hour.
But knowing that we had an hour to go and were only a couple of
minutes down on the record ….. well, it sort-of spurred me on.
But I don’t suppose Dave put anything extra in, as I didn’t
mention it to him. And we
were so far down on the 24 hour record at Kendal, that there’s no way we
were thinking about it when climbing Shap.
It was only when we reached Penrith just 10 minutes back that I
even thought about it. I
can’t believe we’ve got that one.
I firmly believe that if I’d just written the
schedule to get the End to End, and had allowed us to miss the 12 and
24, then maybe we would have reached
When Messrs Crimes and Arnold had done their ride,
it was clear that their performance through
Mind you, if we’d known that we were going to
collapse at 27 hours, then we would certainly have made a big thing of
the 24 hour. Oh, who knows?
There’s then the question of why we both hit the
wall when we did. Was it
something lacking in the preparation?
Bit of a coincidence.
Was it dietary?
Well, maybe. We were
alternating our drinks between a familiar carbo drink, and a concoction
called Perpetuem. We
were both happy with the Perpetuem, but this was the first time we’d
used it in large quantities.
Dave had rejected a couple of bottles in the previous couple of
hours, saying that it tasted ‘off’ (it had been made up in
So, would we go again?
I’m not particularly keen.
It’s a big old ride, and we gave it a proper shot.
Dave is much more convinced that he’s not got the capability to
do a two day ride.
No, I think we’ll take a while to lick our wounds, and come up with some
more modest plans for 2008.
I think we’ve got a few more big rides in us, but maybe we should (with
regret) leave the End to End with its current owners.
And that’s before I even think about the organising, the
training, and all the other peripheral issues.
Perhaps we’ll end with some words from
"We stopped because I, at least, couldn't go on. Age and infirmity may
only just be peeking over the horizon, but I'm in my 50th year, and my
resilience isn't what it was even when I was 40 or more. We were down on
Schedule, but not down on the record, but all that is academic when you
can't even freewheel any more."
"Perhaps hindsight indicates that a sleep, a good rehydrate, some
painkillers, a wash and a change of clothes may have made a temporary
respite possible, but I'm convinced that we could not have got to the
top end of the land. The record was made by men who were better than us.
My respect for them is unbounded."
RD Aug 07